tisdag 31 januari 2012

Bertie Birdie

Billy Bluebell


Isn't he adoooorable? It all kind of went tits up around 4am with the illustrations and the pics I ended up sending off to the firm weren't that good. Billy was one of the best, along side the shoes. But what the hell; I suck at Illustrator and drawing realistic pictures ain't mah thang, so... I don't know... Staying true to myself? If I don't get the job; I hope it's a shit place and that they don't practise free creativity. Thinking inside the box, with the lid on and lights out.
I took short breaks during my 20 hours of forced creativity, during which I doodled fangirly pictures. It takes such an enormous amount of time to get the hang of these programmes!
I'm all kind of spent today.

Drooldle


A doodle made on this site. Fun and annoying at the same time.

Chucks


Chucks made in Illustrator. By me. Not too shabby, I'd say. Maybe our petty feud is over?

måndag 30 januari 2012

...hey presto!


Heeey... Chucks!

The game is afoot!


Illustrator scmhillustrator. I'll get a hang of it soon.

Have you met Mr. Illustrator?


Trying to make some sense out of Illustrator. Baby steps, but at least I'm heading in the right direction. Just yesterday I was inches from putting my fist through the screen in a try to give Mr. Illustrator a black eye.

fredag 27 januari 2012

Manic Baker Street Preacher


I think I need to find myself a boyfriend... Ooor I could keep drawing perverted fantasies. I do like drawing.

onsdag 25 januari 2012

Don't be tardy to the Moriarty party!


"In a world of locked rooms the man with the key is king, and honey, you should see me in a crown."
Moffat and Gatiss sure can create good stuff. Good stuff indeed.

tisdag 24 januari 2012

Welcome to Bitch & Moan, how can I help you?


Another work related doodle. It was almost as cold indoors as it was out in the snow and I was sitting all bundled up in one of those fugly company fleece jackets, muttering curses at the customers who were milling through the revolving door and letting all the icy air in. The person who designed our work clothes should be dragged naked into the streets and shot in the face. Twice.

If I ever start a company I shall call it Rant, Nag, Bitch & Moan.

I give head

Nooooooes!



Damn it! I don't wanna be a fangirl! Fangirls are horrid, little creatures that giggle uncontrollably and have insane illusions about capturing their hero and locking him up in their underwear drawer.
Oh, dear Jeebus, I'm such a fangirl.

fredag 20 januari 2012

söndag 8 januari 2012

lördag 7 januari 2012

Hear me roar!


Working weekends in a store blows. It was like every customer who stepped inside had switched off their brain. I could've killed today. Loads. Luckily; I'm well mannered and chose not to.

onsdag 4 januari 2012

tisdag 3 januari 2012

I do wonder.


Since I man the information desk at this vast furniture emporium I'm also in charge of the play area. It's a wonderful, magical place where you can drop off your snotty little cherubs for an hour while you yourself do a minor bookshelf shopping spree. Most kids treasure this hour and make the most of it by actually playing with all the fabulous stuff we've put in there. Some kids don't.

Judging by these wee drawings it seems like all I do at work is lounge about and have coffee. That's not true at all! I insult colleagues too.

måndag 2 januari 2012

Can I help you?


Borrowed a few lines from Cabin Pressure and pondering wether I should start using them at work. I man the information desk at a very large Swedish furniture company.

John Finnemore, the maker of Cabin Pressure, has a blog riiiight here.

söndag 1 januari 2012

Hardwood floor? Where?


Is it only my floor that looks like this, or is it normal to have ink bottles, brushes, pens and what nots strewn all over? It tends to stay this way for days on end, until someone drops in for a coffee and I have to tidy up a bit.

Just watched A Scandal in Belgravia and I do have to say that Messrs. Moffat and Gatiss really did a great job with that one, and all the others who were involved, of course. My God, think of the tidal wave of fan art that episode will produce in the forthcoming hours!